The Parizeau of the Prairie
Step right up and see The Package, assembled with such care,
With “Grassroots” labels pasted on with a sophisticated flare!
They’ve hidden away the London School, the honors, and the law,
To sell a “Tyranny” routine without a single flaw.
He’s the Parizeau of Alberta, in a Stetson and a tie,
With a “Sovereign” independence plan that’s built upon a lie.
Jacques had a PhD and a Caisse to catch the fall,
But Jeff just went to Uncle Sam with a $500 billion call!
“I’m an Anti-COVID Hero! I’m a Leader of the Folk!”
(While checking his LSE degrees to make sure it’s not a joke).
It’s the same old script from Montreal, just shifted to the West,
A “Globalist” strategy put to a provincial test.
“Déjà Vu!” cries old Parizeau, from the corner of the frame,
“The playbook is the same, mon cher, just play a different game!
“So tip your hat to the “Expert” with the high-society past,
Whose “Grassroots” revolution is a London-molded cast.