The Cowboy’s Constitutional Crash Course
Panel 1: The Man Who Fired the King
With a heavy-duty pen and a heart full of “Rules,”
The Cowboy is playing with sovereign tools.
“You’re fired!” he writes to the Buckingham door,
“We don’t need your History or Unity no more!
“But the King just sighs with a “Return to Sender,”
At a “Self-Appointed Expert” on a sovereign bender.
Panel 2: The DIY Constitution Kit
“I’ll just pop out the Crown and insert a new Me!”
Says the man with the kit and a logic-free spree.
He’s skipped the instructions, he’s ignored every Fact,
While the whole Constitution begins to un-stack.
But a country built solely on a Texan-style whim,
Is a “Build-it-Yourself” disaster waiting for him!
Panel 3: The Only Adult in the Room
“It’s meddling! It’s undemocratic!” they shout,
While the King calmly watches the Mob scream it out.
They confuse License for Freedom, and Chaos for Law,
Led by a Cowboy with a very loud jaw.
“A country without a Crown is just a crowd,” says the King,
Watching the “Experts” do their “Undemocratic” thing.
Panel 4: Two Very Different Foundations
On one side is Mob Rule, where “Majority” reigns,
Leading straight to the Civil War ditches and chains.
On the other is Unity, Stability, Grace,
The Crown in the Right of each Canadian place.
You can’t have a country without a foundation,
Or a “Sovereign” whim to replace a whole nation!