Digital Annexation!
The Sovereign App
We’re breaking away from the True North,
We’re packing our bags and our oil!
No more federal rules from Ottawa,
We’ll stand on our own sovereign soil!
But first, let’s log into our iPhones,
And open this brand-new tech tool,
Built by wealthy elites out in Michigan,
To help us gain independent rule.
The app keeps our data so private,
(Or so the prompt tells us to think),
While MAGA-world power-house influencers
Are watching each swipe and each link.
We scream about “foreign intrusion,”
And “keeping our governance pure,”
Then outsource our voters to Austin
To make sure our freedom’s secure!
The border is just a suggestion,
When high-tech campaign funds align.
We’re waving the flag of Alberta,
While hosting a US design.
It’s a brand-new “Digital Annex,”
Where local control is the plea,
But we’re checking with donors in Dixie
To ask if we’re allowed to be free!
So here’s to the great independence,
And standing completely alone!
With a database mapped out in Texas,
And tracking each Canadian phone.
We’re fighting for total detachment,
A proud and autonomous state—
Just wait till the servers in Michigan
Approve of our liberty’s date!