Delivering Democracy
Separatist Overreach?
Jeff’s hands are up, he’s swearing blind,
That voter list was never mined!
But trucks roll in with stacks of “proof,”
While privacy goes through the roof.
The data’s leaked, the gate is wide,
With millions’ names now stuck outside.
A “public disaster”—the news is grim,
But Jeff says it’s got zip to do with him!
He’s got a plan to split the map,
With “special” help from a mystery App.
The signatures are piled in heaps,
While secrets leak and the public weeps!
Special Delivery to the RCMP
Jeff’s shouting loud, his face is red,
“I never touched that list!” he said.
But the Mounties have him by the arm,
Concerned about some “data charm.”
Mitch is caught and looks quite pale,
While spinning a “no-electoral” tale.
He swears he’s clean, he has no clue,
How all those names came into view!
The truck is packed, the boxes high,
“Delivering Democracy!”—the cry.
But as the tailgate starts to creak,
The voter files begin to leak!
They’re hauled away to plead their case,
With a look of shock upon each face.
They promised freedom, loud and grand,
But ended up in the Mounties’ hands!
Danielle Smith deliberately wants to rip the foundations from under Canada, the unitary courts and the unitary Senate appointed by the royal prerogative of the indivisible monarchy, while usurping national paramountcy for the provinces. In other words, she is trying by force and deception to convert Canada to the American system.
Danielle’s Data Disaster
She claimed she found it on her feed,
A “social post” was all she’d need!
But now the Mounties want to know,
How far that voter list did go.
“Explain the leak!” the officers say,
“You’ve got a motive, by the way.
“While Danielle’s agenda, bold and grand,
Is listed on a clipboard near at hand.
She wants to break the True North ties,
With boxes full of “fresh surprises.”
But the “Investigation” file is thick,
And the legal clock is starting to tick!
They’re headed for a quiet room,
While separatist plans begin to loom.
She’s trading her chair at the Cabinet table,
For an RCMP questioning—if she’s able!