Emperor Trump Lays Siege to Alberta
The UDI sign was barely even dry,
When a Roman legion came marching on by.
No mounties or cannons to stand in the way,
Just Emperor Trump come to carry the day!
In a breastplate of gold on a stallion so white,
He points to the rigs with a conqueror’s might.
“Your oil is for US!” he declares to the crowd,
While the “53rd Legion” stands silent and proud.
The separatist dream took a sudden sharp turn,
As the “Resistance is Futile” sign starts to burn.
They wanted their freedom from Ottawa’s hand,
But got Centurions drilling all over their land!
With his laurel-leaf crown and a MAGA-gold shield,
He’s claiming the spoils of the northern oil field.
The “Empowered” are silent, the border is gone,
As the New Roman Empire comes drilling at dawn!